ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: johncest, via obamadontcare)

    tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
    tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
    tyra banks: and they're all of me
    tyra banks: lol
    me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
    me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing